Perpetual Shorty

.this is some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a while and had me laughing like hell at the “knife under the table” part.

..this being a close second. I wish Hollywood writers had imaginations like his. I wouldn’t have to sneak a pint of whiskey into the movie theater with me just to enjoy a movie.

…I really hate cut-off t-shirts. Sleeveless Ts are bad enough when worn as a top layer, but the trashiness of cut-off t-shirts worn in public approaches stratospheric levels.

….this article freaks me the fuck out and reinforces Bane’s long-held position of never swimming in the ocean because shit like that was swimming around with you. Fuck that’s a big jellyfish.

…..this English stupidity is supposed to be our model of medicinal excellence? We’re fucked on so many levels.

……this is when you know that your government is too big. Just when I think nothing any more stupid that the present can happen the American peoples’ elected and appointed leaders brainstorm up yet another trainwreck of idiocy to bukkake us with. I would think that, given the fact that Americans are arming themselves as fast as possible against future government transgressions, some federal departments would be doing a bit more to justify their existence to the world than sending threatening letters to a company who turns wheat into a bunch of God damn circles for breakfast. Regardless of what some say, there is a population crisis and it stems from too many nit-picky, completely useless assholes like the person who decided Cheerios was a threat to the general welfare of the country being alive to deplete my resources. Stupid…..stupid.

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